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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

QUICK ELECTION UPDATES

BLUE IS THE NEW HAPPY!

"I thought we were going to do fine yesterday, shows what I know" --George W. Bush (on yesterday's election results)

**THE DEMOCRATS HAVE TAKEN BACK THE HOUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 12 YEARS!

**NANCY PELOSI IS IN LINE TO BECOME THE FIRST WOMAN SPEAKER EVER.

**RICK SANTORUM (THE ANTI-CHRIST) IS GONE FROM THE SENATE!

**ABC NEWS (at 12:45PM WEDNESDAY) HAS CALLED MONTANA'S SENATE RACE FOR THE DEMS, GIVING THEM A 50-49 LEAD WITH VA STILL UP FOR GRABS. LET'S GO WEBB!

**THE MOST OFFENSIVE NAME IN DEFENSE, DONALD RUMSFELD, WILL RESIGN! HIS REPLACEMENT WILL BE ROBERT GATES WHO SERVED AS C.I.A. DIRECTOR UNDER BUSH SR. (HE IS ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY)

Please use the comment feature (at the bottom of this, and every, post) to post updates about the election that you think the Spoon, Full of Truth's readers would want to know about. In the coming days I will be sharing stories of election fraud from poll-watchers in Philadelphia and around the country.

1 Comments:

Anonymous The Nance said...

Two of the dirtiest races in the nation -- the one against Lois Murphy (running for U. S. House in Pennsylvania) and the one against Harold Ford, Jr. in Tennessee -- lead to Republican victories. It would have been nice to know who would have won those races had the campaigns been clean and decided on the real issues. When is the electorate going to get angry at all the lies and distortions and teach that dirty campaigning doesn't pay off?

November 08, 2006 1:26 PM  

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